Who I am and how I got here
My name is Aslak David Schøyen. I live in Drøbak, an hour south of Oslo, and I work offshore in the North Sea as an ROV pilot — subsea inspection, maintenance and light construction, run from a control room with a wall of screens.
I did not get that job by applying for it. I built a small underwater vehicle at home, from scratch, and demonstrated it in a swimming pool. That demonstration is what got me hired. I mention it because it is the one thing on my record that somebody other than me has already tested: a machine I built, which worked well enough that a company took me on because of it.
The job taught me something that sits underneath everything I do now. You are looking through a camera and you feel nothing, so anything the arm has to grip must be built to be gripped — the right shape, enough clearance, tolerances that hold. And you learn to read a failure back to a geometry. A part can pass its test and break anyway, because it was built wrong rather than specified wrong.